S called me this morning as she was driving home from her Man Friend's house. I was driving to work, still tired from last night's festivities.

S: Hang on a sec...I'm going to order food.

McG: Ok.

S: Can I get one chicken biscuit, no pickle and one hashbrown.

Guy at Chick-fil-A:.......

S:.......

GC:......Two hashbrowns?

S: No. One chicken biscuit, no pickle and one hashbrown.

GC: What would you like to drink with that?

S: Nothing, I just want one chicken biscuit, no pickle, and one hashbrown.

GC: So one sausage biscuit-

S: NO. One chicken biscuit (she didnt mention the 'no pickles') and one hashbrown!

GC:....please drive to the window.

The whole time this is going on I'm on the other end, laughing. I don't think it was helping.